miércoles, 11 de abril de 2007

 

Recopilación Pegamin de Barbas Asombrosas (XI): el gordo de Los Chunguitos

Miren que barbaza (y qué tomazos, que no sabe uno si son Homo Sapiens o Australopithecus Afarensis). Da gloria verla: una barba invasiva y reventona, con un estilismo totalmente improvisado, según los caprichos de la Madre Naturaleza. Esta barba sería a la de Joaquín Cortés (por seguir abundando en el tema gitano) como el jardín inglés es a las mariconadas ajardinadas de Versalles, o el parque de mi barrio a Central Park. La barba "como Dios manda", sin perfilar, sin retoque, sin usar el accesorio cortapatillas para definirla. Es la barba en estado puro, el libre albedrío del barbudo, la de los grandes simios, los camioneros de Puente Genil y las gentes con vocabularios que oscilan entre las 150-200 palabras pero con manos como el granito que tuñen, desmenuzan, desmembran y reorganizan narices, párpados y labios, sin bótox, colágeno o una mísera anestesia local. Así que un respeto.


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para barba guapa, don julito, la de nuestro entrañable y apreciado agustin, sobre todo todo como vibraba la jodia cuando cantaba la de barlovento.
 
Ya, pero el mundo aún no conoce al Agus...el hombre psicodelia que habita en una galaxia cuatro y cuyo abuso de las drogas le llevó a follarse a los arboles, echar jachís a las hormigas, mearse encima, oler un porro a 750 metros de distancia o dar "el grito de la vida" en la plaza del barrio, el cuál dividía a la peña entre horrorizados, curiosos y fans...algún día hablaré de él, de su obsesión por Los Calchaquis y como cantaba con su voz nasal e ininteligible aquello de: "guién me prestanascalera parasubig al mudero y quitarle los clavos a Gesúsalnazareno"
 
ja ja ja, llevas razon, tienes que escribir sobre este curioso personaje.
 
he pensado también en el Golden, el Lupas, el Chapi, Antonio el Moto, el Abuelo del Campo, el Indio Joe, el Pichi, el Panterita y la Paqui Porno, Manolo "el gangster" y su peluquín, la Petota, el Cebollino, el Chincheta, la Maicanmen con su abuela la que tenía la cara derretida y su madre que parecía una artista de la época de Celia Gámez, el Pepe el Espía Ruso, y ese menda, con cara de comadreja, que nos encontrábamos siempre a la puerta de Sex Shop de Atocha y cuando le saludábamos rumiaba y salía corriendo...ah! y el Buscanidos...joder, C., qué de tolis había en el barrio!
 
que razón tenía 77: Don Julito vive sobre las puertas del Averno, y diría que de un universo paralelo a la perpendicular y luego a mano izquierda...vaya ristra de nombres y cuanta materia bruta...si parece el "Take a walk on the wildside" versión Chamberí.
 
El Almodóvar de ¿Qué he hecho yo para merecer esto? habría hecho una filigrana con semejante paisanaje.
 
Chamberí???!!! uy, me temo que estos...seres son de más p'abajo...
 
La Paqui Porno debiera ser la siguiente.
¿Alguien lo dudaba?
 
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